WE'RE ALL FAMILY HERE!

[<img src="https://wearyrains.neocities.org/game%20material/IFs/COMPANY/title.webp" width="1050" height="387">] (align:"==><===")[(b4r:"solid","none")+(b4r-size:1.2,1.5,0.5,0.5)+(b4r-colour:white)[''[WARNING:]'' [This game contains bright colors, and imagery some may find disturbing. [[Enter->WELCOME]]]] ]

<img src="https://wearyrains.neocities.org/game%20material/IFs/COMPANY/idle.webp" width="1050" height="387"> HELLO. THANK YOU FOR SHOWING INTEREST IN OUR COMPANY! WE ARE A VERY HOSPITABLE, FRIENDLY [[BUSINESS]]! HAPPY TO HAVE YOU!

<img src="https://wearyrains.neocities.org/game%20material/IFs/COMPANY/idle.webp" width="1050" height="387"> ''WHAT? '' You didn't just walk in on your own accord? Didn't know how you got here???? It's (text-style:"shudder")[A-OKAY]. THINGS happen AND I'M SURE WE'LL BE ABLE TO HELP YOU FIND SOMETHING YOU ENJOY THAT'LL MAKE YOU WANT TO STAY! [[What do you people even do here?]]

<img src="https://wearyrains.neocities.org/game%20material/IFs/COMPANY/idle.webp" width="1050" height="387"> WE'RE VERY RESOURCEFUL. WE DO EVERYTHIN AND WE DO SO WITH A habitual yearning for exploiting every ligament. We are all FLESH-LIKE PUZZLES WE HERE AT THE COMPANY YEARN TO ''//[[[CRACK|CRACKy]]]//''

<img src="https://wearyrains.neocities.org/game%20material/IFs/COMPANY/idle.webp" width="1050" height="387"> [LIKE AN egg ] [[woah]]

<img src="https://wearyrains.neocities.org/game%20material/IFs/COMPANY/idle.webp" width="1050" height="387"> But WOAH THERE. CALM DOWN. CALM DOWN NOW. To keep our quality brimming as highly as it always has (it has never faltered) we have some strict rules you have to follow! Punishment will befall you! [[What are the rules?]]

<img src="https://wearyrains.neocities.org/game%20material/IFs/COMPANY/yarboprh.webp" width="1050" height="387"> MR YARB WORKED FIVE YEARS HERE. ONE DAY, HE STAYED LATE TO WORK AN OVERNIGHT SHIFT AND GAVE SOME ICE CREAM TO AN ORPHAN OUTSIDE THE OFFICE. THE ORPHAN NOW WORKS HERE FOR THE IMMACULATE WAGE OF 17.5 AN HOUR (in vietnamese dong) AND HE IS LOVING HIS LIFE!!!!!!!!! HE'S GONNA BE SO SUCCESSFJUL!!!!!!! HIS RETIREMENT IS MADE! Mr. Yarb was executed via firing squad. [[can I please go home?]]

<img src="https://wearyrains.neocities.org/game%20material/IFs/COMPANY/blinky.gif" width="1050" height="387"> I'M SO HAPPY YOU ARE INTERESTED. I HAVEN'T FELT THE TENDER CARESS OF ANOTHER IN SO LONG I FEEL LIKE THE WALLS ARE CLOSING IN ON ME LIKE A COLLAPSED LUNG. MY BREATHS ARE JUST COMPANY-BRANDED PUMPS OF METTALIC WIRE EMBEDDING IN TATTERED PLASTIC FEIGNING AUTHENTICITY. POPCORN IN MY JOINTS AND THE EROSION OF SELF TELLS ME I AM BEING A GOOD BOY. MAYBE I WILL GET A RAISE SOON. [[okay]]

<img src="https://wearyrains.neocities.org/game%20material/IFs/COMPANY/idle.webp" width="1050" height="387"> WE ARE HAVING A COMPANY POTLUCK SOON SO YOU SHOULD BRING SOMETHING. WHAT ARE YOU BRINGING TO THE POTLUCK. [[worms]] [[this bigass bucket of mashed potatoes]] [[blood]] [[Gertrude]]

<img src="https://wearyrains.neocities.org/game%20material/IFs/COMPANY/worms1.webp" width="1050" height="387"> YUMMY! YUMMY! YUMMY! [[YUMMY!->thanks for playing]] YUMMY! YUMMY! YUMMY! YUMMY! YUMMY! YUMMY! YUMMY! YUMMY! YUMMY!

<img src="https://wearyrains.neocities.org/game%20material/IFs/COMPANY/worried.webp" width="1050" height="387"> WH- WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? WE [[CAN'T]] SUSTAIN OURSELVES OFF OF THAT MUCH STARCH. THIS WON'T DO.

<img src="https://wearyrains.neocities.org/game%20material/IFs/COMPANY/broccoli.webp" width="1050" height="387"> OH. WE CAN'T HAVE BLOOD AGAIN THIS MONTH. I'M ALLERGIC ANYWAY. YOU'RE EATING THE SINGULAR ROTOUND BRUSSEL SPROUT AND YOU ARE GONNA LIKE IT. I MADE IT MYSELF FOR THE SPECIAL OCCASSION OF WHEN I FINALLY FIND SOMEONE ELSE TOO SPEND TIME WITH. I'M PUTTING IT INTO YOUR MOUTH NOW PLEASE EAT IT [[BITE]]

<img src="https://wearyrains.neocities.org/game%20material/IFs/COMPANY/grandma.webp" width="1050" height="387"> YEAAAH LET'S [[SMASH]] THIS GRANDMA YEAHHHHH YEAHHHHH

<img src="https://wearyrains.neocities.org/game%20material/IFs/COMPANY/thankyou.webp" width="1050" height="387"> [[Story Info]]

Submission for the Neo Twiny game jam. Word Total (excluding this page, titlecard/warning screen, and credits): 491 Writing/Programing: Wearyrains Collage Assets: Smithsonian Open Access, Various [[Specific Image Credits]] Special Thanks To: Smithsonian Open Access Twine Olive Video Editor Neocities EZGif OnlineGifTools And You! Thank you so much for playing! [[Clock back in?->TITLECARD]]

BROCCOLI = Animal Statuette,fsg_(*)F(*)1916.710 MAIN BACKGROUND = Textile, chndm_1987-85-3-a_(*)b WORM BACKGROUND= Hillside Landscape, Edward S. Siebert, saam_1966.10.4 BORDER/EYE/BEAK ACCESSORY = Owney the Dog, npm_0.052985.274. BIRD = Zoological Park, Showing Egrets, Martin A. Gruber, siris_(8)arc_292015 YEOWCH EYE= Border, chndm_1972-39-15-a_c UNIFORM = Fragment, chndm_1896-1-119 PHONE = Desktop Postage Metering Machine,npm_1993.2038.2.1 YARB= Portrait of a Woman, Alfred H. Maurer, saam_1971.441 GRANDMA= Table Cover, chndm_1953-186-7 All the fancy codes are the image IDs, for easier searching. 3v3 Omit (*) when searching this one. It registered as code otherwise lmao. [[Return->Story Info]]

<img src="https://wearyrains.neocities.org/game%20material/IFs/COMPANY/callyy.gif" width="1050" height="387"> I'M ORDERING TAKEOUT. I DON'T TRUST YOU. WE ARE GETTING SOMETHING FROM THE MEXICAN RESTAURANT. THEY MAKE EXCELLENT FOOD THERE AND I LOVE SUPPORTING LOCAL BUSINESSES EVEN IF I CAN'T REALLY AFFORD IT [[if i'm supposed to be working can i please start]]

<img src="https://wearyrains.neocities.org/game%20material/IFs/COMPANY/call.webp" width="1050" height="387"> no (live: 3s)[(goto: "thanks for playing")]

<img src="https://wearyrains.neocities.org/game%20material/IFs/COMPANY/yeowchy.gif" width="1050" height="387"> [[LET'S GET OUTTA HERE!!!!!!!!!!!|thanks for playing]]

<img src="https://wearyrains.neocities.org/game%20material/IFs/COMPANY/jort.webp" width="1050" height="387"> GETRUDE DIDN'T APPRECIATE YOU. Organ gert. [[This has has gonna be some kinda health violation->thanks for playing]]